Ah, Mr. Bay. You’re back again.
The lovely, sexy and witty Alicson watched this movie the other day and so I decided to follow suit.
Where, oh where to begin?! Luckily, I just flew in from Beijing and had a lot to drink while on the plane, so suspension of belief was pretty easy. Even then, these two pretty kids didn’t just avoid a team of Ex-Delta Force people, getting shot at, falling off a building and 4 hundred car chases with no more than a couple of scratches, did they?
Secondly, Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous. I’d watch the movie again just for her. This movie is basically of her running and those lovely boobs happily swaying. And for that, Mr. Bay, I salute you.
Thirdly, I watched the majority of the film on fast forward. I’d stop when Mr. Bay would slow stuff down for a little bit of serious dialogue, but since he rarely did that, I was able to speed through this film. All in all:
Plot, characters and all that jazz? D+
Scarlett Johansson? A+