Dear iPod,

I have over 4,000 songs on you and I’d say that they’re all pretty good on some level or another. So, I must ask…what is your obsession with the Walkmen? Why do you like ‘We’ve Been Had’ SO MUCH? I minored in stat while in college and it is a near impossibility that you randomly play this song over and over. So, “Shuffle” mode…wtf?

Stop playing that damn song, iPod.

Love,

Alberto