The other day I had dinner over at Sushi-Ko on Wisconsin and it was absolutely delicous. Some of the best sushi I’ve had in a long while. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes sushi. Since it was in the middle of the heatwave and all the way up Wisconsin I decided to cab it up there to meet my friend at the restaurant.
So I get in the cab and give the cabbie the address. He then mentions that he thinks it’s by “Good Guys”. Genius that I am, I assume that he’s talking about the awesomely decadent and cheap Five Guys burger place. (Holy sweet god is that a good burger place.) So I excitedly begin telling the cabbie about what a great place it is and how much I love the food, how you totally get a bang for your buck and how it’s a great place to go after a night of drinking.
He then pulls up to Sushi-Ko and I see a 40 year-old lady smoking a cigarette and dressed in…while I’ve never seen a streetwalker, the word “streetwalker” first came to mind. I then turn my head and notice that she’s waiting outside a place called “Good Guys”.
Good Guys, it turns out, is a strip club. And from the looks of that lady, a trashy one at that. And I just spent the past 10 minutes raving to the cabbie about how awesome Good Guys is.
So, the lesson is: Sushi-Ko has awesome sushi and you should go. Five guys has incredible and cheap burgers and you should go. Good Guys probably serves neither sushi nor burgers and you should probably not go.