Aww. If only, at some particular point in time many months ago, some nice girl would have bought a cool, stylish, compact, one-click-automatic-opening umbrella for you, which you would of course have taken with joy and gratitude, rather than doing something ricockulous like insisting, “I don’t want your tres-cool umbrella. I already have one that might break one day.”
That would’ve been helpful. All I know is that I’ve lost two really fun articles of clothing in the past week and that sorta sucks. I’ll miss you, fun pants. I’ll miss you, kick-ass sweater.
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Aww. If only, at some particular point in time many months ago, some nice girl would have bought a cool, stylish, compact, one-click-automatic-opening umbrella for you, which you would of course have taken with joy and gratitude, rather than doing something ricockulous like insisting, “I don’t want your tres-cool umbrella. I already have one that might break one day.”
Wouldn’t that have been awesome?
That would’ve been helpful. All I know is that I’ve lost two really fun articles of clothing in the past week and that sorta sucks. I’ll miss you, fun pants. I’ll miss you, kick-ass sweater.