In a terrible way to start off an already weird week, I’m sad to report that my high school crush, Felicity, is expecting her first child.
I’m pretty confused about why Keri Russell would be engaged to someone else, much less expecting someone else’s baby, when she’s obvioiusly supposed accidentally bump into me and instantly fall for me when she’s visiting DC. And to make matters worse, she’s engaged to a totally normal guy, she hasn’t been caught doing lines of coke off of a baby seal or anything…nope…totally amazing and normal and beautiful.
Damnit.
Regardless, congratulations to the happy couple. I’m gonna go cry a little bit now and rewatch Felicity.