Anyone with a foreign sounding name is now officially screwed. WaPo
My suggestions to this wonderful exercise in wasting money:
Washington, DC: Our votes don’t matter
Washington, DC: Now with more guns than ever before!
Washington, DC: So what do you do?
Washington, DC: 2/3 of us can read
Washington, DC: Bitch set me up
Washington, DC: We’re only here when Congress is in session
Washington, DC: Less homicides than Baltimore
Washington, DC: Where Grand Jury’s are like weekend outings
Washington, DC: Only kindof built on a swamp
Washington, DC: Humid in the Summer, freezing in the Winter, only a month’s worth of really nice weather
Washington, DC: Where the lobbyists come out to play
Any other suggestions?
More comedic gems to be found at the DCist