I first learned of Dita Von Teese flipping through playboy and the such. And she was hot in that awesome way that only a hot naked lady can be. I heard she was with Marilyn Manson and I promptly forgot about her. However, I’ve been hearing a bit more of her lately and instead of being naked in Playboy, she’s walking around looking like this:

I just don’t understand when she went from a normal (albeit pale) hot, naked lady to absolutely stunning woman filled to the brim with elegance, confidence, grace, and femininity.

Ok, so I’m posting every day so far, but they’re kinda unawesome posts…I’ll be working on that this upcoming weekend. I’ve got some fun ideas for a legal romantic comedy involving jurisdictional questions. It’s like Pennoyer v. Neff meets Sleepless in Seattle meets Twelfth Night. (Did I just bring in Tom Hanks, In rem jurisdiction, and Shakespeare all together? Why yes, yes I did.)

If you want to see what law school does to people, these parents made their kids act it out in order to explain the difference between in rem (or quasi in rem) and in personam jurisdiction. Also, the youngest kid is really cute and I forgive the fact that he can’t memorize a damn script, everyone else doesn’t have the looks to allow me to overlook their suck-ass acting (it’s called rehearsal, idiots!). Also, these are terrible parents for making his kids do that. That gem of the cinema can be found here. Seriously. Crappy parents, dude.

Also, the youngest kid plays Mitchell, the original attorney who secured the land transaction. Turns out that he slept with a fifteen year-old when he was in his 20s. He was then forced to marry her. He then divorced left her and shacked up with a woman and her mom (nope, not so twisted…it was just the woman and her sister)…then he was involved with the Oregon Land Fund Scandal (seriously, you can’t make this shit up), and THEN he had Mitchell, Oregon named after him.

So, the lesson learned today? Mitchell, Oregon really likes bigamists who knock up 15 year-olds…like a lot. (Mental note: say away from Mitchell, Oregon…)