12minds.com – Armed with myself, 12 minds, five crushes, three dreams, a couple of rants, and a pretzel stand to hide behind.
Or is it a new motto? Either way, I’m going with it. I don’t really have five crushes, but I like the number countdown and I consider myself an optimist (note how I only have “crushes” and none of these are requited, which also makes me an a realist (ed. or a fool)). Also, keep an eye out for a couple of new posts on 1) the Savvy Six, 2) A (possibly drunk) self-analysis on previous relationships and why they came to end, 3) websites I like, and 4) a funny story involving a midget picking a fight with a six-foot tall black man and two cops.
Comments (3):
Is the midget mexican? She probably should be. I’d have five dreams and three crushes, personally. And “an realist” just doesn’t sound right. It just doesn’t.
Okay, so motto down, theme to go.
I’ll fix the “an realist” part. And the midget was neither mexican nor a woman. Though that would likely make the story funnier.
I think you should discuss a midget and some prostitutes… it could be interesting