As far as late 80’s/early 90’s cartoon characters went, I’ve come to the conclusion that the Carebears led the best lives ever and here’s why:

1) They are essentially the cutest things…like, ever. You see one and you’d want to pick it up, hug it a while and then immediately trust and love it! Which leads me to point 2…

2) They are the perfect superheroes! If you don’t like carebears, then you’re a bad guy! Simple as that, black and white do exist, my friend. And you’re bad and evil if you don’t love carebears. Simple as that, no worries about double-crossings or anything with the carebears.

Hunter or Hunted?

3) These guys live in the clouds! They drove cars made of clouds, powered by clouds (or love, I forget). They were a completely self sufficient community and they lived on soft fluffy happiness.

4) In the times that the carebears actually did have to fight, they’d get to fight in the awesome-est way ever. No Danger Room or Batcave training center for these guys. No webbing. These guys stood in a line. Looked towards the bad guys and poked out their bellies and essentially…stared.

Granted, during hunting season the population of carebears near wooded areas dropped drastically…