Dear Pennsylvania,

The whole idea behind the open-faced sandwich is stupid. 1) It’s the messiest thing ever – in fact, the whole POINT of the sandwich was to have bread on the outside so as to avoid messiness. 2) Since there’s more food when it’s in the unnatural “open-face” mode, it’s more likely to make you fat.

Pennsylvania, land of the messy and fat.

Why can’t I graduate from law school already?

Also, my library now stinks to high heaven of salmon, but that was my bad for ordering the lox. But I blame the messiness on the so called sandwich.